Poor ladies can't find a husband because they don't propery wash the 'perspiration odor' from their undergarments.
This one was quite disturbing to me because I didn't recieve a meat thermometer at my bridal shower... How ever will I keep my man happy?!
I wonder I'll get this piece of advice in our guest book?
The single reason that I will pound, stick under hot water, thump with a spoon, and twist a top until I have blisters. And if he ends up opening it? Obviously I loosened it for him.
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